A hammer made specifically for my goat sona. Forged by hand in the depths of the underworld, taking resources from the natural landscape there. Heavy durable steel alloys that flow red hot from the ground. Still-living wood taken from the glowing bushes that have grown accustomed to the intense heat of hell. Leather from long deceased creatures, tanned by the heat of lava pools.
Object Class: Safe ; Containment Procedures: Undetermined ; See included message:
Foppy Drive
This anomalous creature appears to be a floppy disk drive that has somehow gained sentience, and the ability to walk. It resembles a fox, and makes mechanical sounds in a way that mimics a fox's natural sounds. Because of this we have taken to calling it the "Foppy Drive." It currently resides within our office, and often takes off with our very important disks. Further research is pending.